Following Up With Mr. Sackman

2-collision-repair-advertisementIt has been one week since Mr. Sackman executed his unintentional Canada goose mascacre on the Apex Peakway and I just thought that I would check in with him and see how he has been holding up. Bob, how are you doing?

 

BS : Surprisingly I am doing much better. Although I felt kind of guilty at the time it happened in the day since that night I have been processing it all and I know that it was an accident and I ultimately feel that I can forgive myself for what happened.

 

Do the geese forgive you?

 

BS : I am not sure that geese possess the ability to forgive. By that I mean, I do not think their intellectual framework includes the concept of or the capacity to forgive another entity for a harm committed upon them.

 

What makes you think that?

 

BS : I guess there is no way to know for sure but it is a hunch I have based in no small part upon the size of their heads and the likely size of their brain contained within that little skull.

 

Just to confirm, there was no damage to your car, correct?

 

BS : That’s right. My car did not see the inside of an auto body repair Salt Lake City shop.

 

Does that factor into the way you feel.

 

BS : No. Why would my car incurring damage have an effect upon whether I felt guilty about killing some Canada geese?

 

Well, if there was damage that had to be repaired by a collision repair Salt Lake City you might be less inclined to feel guilt because you had to suffer too.

 

BS : I am not so sure guilt works that way.

 

You do a lot of thinking about the capacity of other beings to think don’t you? Geese can’t forgive and damage to your car does not impact your level of guilt.

 

BS : I’m sorry I don’t quite follow you.

Mr. Sackman Hit a Canada Goose on the Peakway

carDescribe the moment you hit the Canada goose with your car. What was going on at the time.

 

BS : I was late for a meeting. It was a Tuesday evening around 7:30 pm and the lighting was pretty dim. I was probably driving a little faster than I should have been. I drove through the intersection of Route 55 and Apex Peakway. Right at that corner is the Wake Med Medical facility. There is a pond in front of the building where the geese like to swim and they are always walking around in the grass near the road eating what ever it is that the geese eat. A lot of times they walk across the street. This is what happened that night.

 

So you drove through the intersection and you hit a goose that was in the process of crossing the street.

 

BS : Yes. I did not see him but I knew exactly what happened when I heard and felt the bump on the car.

 

Was there any damage to the car? Did you have to take your car into a collision repair Salt Lake City?

 

BS : No there was no real damage so there was no need to take my car to an auto body repair Salt Lake City but the goose was definitely killed.

 

How did that make you feel?

 

BS : I felt terrible. Everyone loves those geese. At the time I was worried about making it to the meeting on time so I just kept driving. I remember sitting in that meeting wondering if I had committed a crime and wondering if I should notify someone about what happened.

 

I don’t think so. I am pretty sure the crime of cruelty to animals requires a level of intent that I don’t think was present. Also the municipality has people on the payroll who’s job it is to pick up animal carcasses. I think you are in the clear.

The Newest and Perhaps Final Sign

signThe newest sign is up and reads, “TREATMENT IS NOW COMPLETE! STAND TALL & CONTINUE YOUR JOURNEY WITH FAITH, HOPE & ALL OUR LOVE!” At the bottom of the sign is a smiley face. Does this mean that there will be no more signs to follow?

 

SM : I cannot say that. The sign thing really took me by storm. It is encoded within my DNA at this point. I seriously can not picture myself never ever posting another sign on my front porch.

 

Maybe you could start something new? The treatment is over after all. Perhaps you could open your own sign shop?

 

SM : I don’t think so. I am sixty years old and retired. I am financially set for life. I don’t want to open up a business at my age.

 

Do you think Susan appreciated the signs you have been posting on your front porch?

 

SM : Of course she does! What a silly question. Why do you ask?

 

Well, I hate to burst your bubble but I have spoken to a few people in the neighborhood who have expressed that your signs make them uncomfortable.

 

SM : That’s ridiculous. Everybody loves my signs. The amount of effort I put into them combined with the positive sentiments… What’s not to like?

 

Maybe some people felt that Susan wanted to maintain a certain level of privacy concerning her illness. The intent behind the signs and banners was clearly well meaning. However, their public display made the whole thing, well, public.

 

SM : You people are being hyper-critical. Can’t a neighbor do something nice for another neighbor?

 

See, this is part of the reason this whole episode was awkward. People did not want to tell you this because they were afraid of exactly this reaction.

 

SM : And so you waited until now to tell me? You waited until I posted the very last sign?

 

So it is the final sign?

A Conversation with an Atheist Car

auto-enthusiastsI am sitting here with a car who has just been released from an auto body repair Salt Lake City shop. How was your experience, sir?

 

C : Well the experience of the accident that forced me to go there was not too pleasant. I was in and out of consciousness while I was being worked on by the mechanics. I don’t think I liked that experience because I much prefer to maintain my wits about me. But I recognize that it was necessary to get to the point where I am now. So on balance I would say I am happy to have had the experience.

 

What exactly was damaged that required repair?

 

C : I was rear ended by some other fellow who was not paying attention where he was going. My back fender and trunk were dented in. After the accident the trunk wouldn’t close properly.

 

That does not sound too bad.

 

C : No. I got off lucky and the collision repair Salt Lake City shop was able to get me back in good repair without too much trouble. It could have been far worse.

 

How so?

 

C : Well, my engine could have been damaged for example. A damaged engine is far more expensive to repair (generally speaking) than a dented fender and trunk. The parts are more complicated in an engine and require more finesse to remove and install.

 

Yes, well thank God that you did not have to have your engine repaired.

 

C : Agreed. Although I cannot say that I actually believe in a divinity.

 

I understand. It was just a manner of speech.

 

C : Right. I get that. It’s just a pet peeve of mine. The language contains all these antiquated references to God that assume the speaker actually believes in God.

A Conversation with a Sign

2-online-marketingTell me, what is it like to be a sign?

 

S : Life for signs and banners is not that interesting from the standpoint of action. We don’t physically do all that much. However, it is interesting from a sort of Zen perspective that by doing nothing we actually do quite a lot.

 

I don’t understand.

 

S : Of course you don’t. Let me see if I can phrase this another way. Signs and banners created by a sign shop when they are performing their function do not move. They do not move (generally speaking) because it makes them easier to see. And by not moving and thus being easier to see they are more effectively conveying their message.

 

So it is by doing nothing (that is, standing still) that signs do what they are designed to do which is to convey the content of their message.

 

S : Precisely!

 

Do you find satisfaction in that?

 

S : Certainly. As a human your mind is structured in a more complicated way. There are layers of motivations and competing concerns. However, the mind of a sign is as simple as it appears. We need only perform our function well to achieve satisfaction. That is enough for us.

 

That sounds nice because it is simple and direct.

 

S : Indeed. Complication for the sake of complication is a highly overrated quality of the human consciousness.

 

I’m not so sure that the human consciousness is complicated for the sake of complication by nature. I think perhaps that is more a byproduct of our modern times.

 

S : So it’s a maladaptive behavior of some sort.

 

Maybe. In truth I have not fully thought this line of reasoning through but it seems right to me.

 

S : That’s fine. We can leave it at that for now until the next time that we have the occasion to speak to one another.

A Well Meaning Bachelor and an Unfortunate Neighbor

SThe latest of the signs and banners displayed by my neighbor reads, “YOU’VE GOT FRIENDS… SUSAN & LOTS OF THEM.” By way of background, I have never actually met this neighbor but I am friendly with other people who live near his house. Apparently he is a bachelor in his fifties or sixties. His lawn is expertly manicured and his house appears to be in very good repair. The “Susan” referred to on his sign apparently is a woman who lives across the street from him and who happens to be suffering from a health affliction the nature of which I am uncertain about but I suspect it to be along the lines of cancer. The signs this neighbor displays are intended to cheer her up.  However, it is my impression that they are somewhat embarrassing and uncomfortable for his surrounding neighbors.

 

What makes his signs and banners so uncomfortable is that the intention behind them comes from a place of positivity. In other words they are designed to make the world a better place by putting forth a positive message of encouragement for this unfortunate Susan. This makes it uncomfortable because they are in some ways creating the opposite effect than the one intended. Moreover, because the intent behind them is a positive one it is difficult to approach this well meaning bachelor and tell him that his displays make people uncomfortable.
Such is the nature and power that inherently resides within the infinite capacity of a sign or banner. Essentially it is a blank canvass upon which can be displayed an infinite number of messages. Sometimes these messages can have a positive effect upon its intended audience. Sometimes (although a positive effect is intended) they can have a negative effect as appears to be the case between this well meaning bachelor and his unfortunate neighbor named Susan.

Tips to Mitigate the Expense of Auto Body Repair

2-collision-repair-advertisementMost people think that when they find themselves in the position where their car is sitting on the lift of an auto body Salt Lake City repair shop they are then at the mercy of whatever the mechanic or technician chooses to charge them for his or her services. There are, however, some tactics that the customer of said auto body repair shop can employ to lower the price of the bill he or she may receive.

For example, most auto body repair Salt Lake City shops will charge different rates for the labor associated with mechanical repairs and the labor associated with auto body repairs. The repairs associated with the auto’s body will usually cost less than mechanical repairs. Accordingly any customer who has taken their car to be fixed by an auto body repair shop should take the time to examine the repair invoice in order to make sure that the appropriate rate had been charged for the services rendered. If the repair required is relatively minor, many times it can be repaired using a technique known as PDR. PDR is an acronym which stands for “Paintless Dent Repair.” This technique is less expensive than a repair which employs the use of paint and sanding. The customer can request this technique be used by the mechanic if the damage warrants such a repair.

In fact, if the damage is significantly minor the customer may choose not to take their car to a collision repair Salt Lake City shop in the first place and make the repair themselves. For example, scratches and chipped paint can be remedied by finding the car’s paint code (usually located inside the door jam) and then match it with the appropriate touch up paint. If executed appropriately by the customer, often these repairs can make the damage look as if it was never there.

Vehicle Wraps Salt Lake City

Tire winterization is an age-old process that vehicle owners have been performing on their tires since automobiles were invented. One of the most common forms of tire winterization to prevent car repair is tire chains or tire chaining.Tire chaining is a relatively simple process. Snow chains that look like netting are affixed to the front tires on a front-wheel drive vehicle or all tires on a four-wheel drive. Generally, the snow chains are sold in pairs and need to be purchased according to the size of the tire.

Snow chains are extremely helpful in winter weather conditions. When driving through snow and ice, tires without chains can slip and have difficulty finding traction. Once a vehicle owner puts chains on their tires, they will notice that the car will handle better in extreme conditions. The tires will immediately find traction.There are some common mistakes when it comes to snow chain installation and upkeep. Most vehicle owners do not understand that the tire chain will fail to work well if not affixed tightly. The chain should be checked occasionally to make sure it is the right tightness. If it is too loose, it could come off and damage your vehicle or wrap itself around your axle. Loose chains can cause you to require car repair.

Also, a common misunderstanding involves the driving speed. When your car is fitted with tire chains, or snow chains, you should not drive over 30 mph. The maximum speed the tire chains can manage varies from product to product. However, it is important to know that there is a maximum speed to follow when you have tire chains. For example, you will have to avoid highway speeds.

Owners should also avoid driving on dry roads with snow chains. Of course, it is not entirely possible to avoid dry road driving all together. It is merely ideal to only use the chains if you will be driving predominately on wet, snowy and icy roads.Research the different forms of tire chains. There are many different types from diamond and link chains to a type of fabric called a snow sock that fits over the tire. Do a little research to find out which style is best for your vehicle and the climate that you will be driving in. You may find that the traditional snow chain is not the best choice for you.

Tire chains aren’t the only way to prevent winter car repair. There are other choices when it comes to winterizing your tires for heavy snow driving or driving during inclement weather. You can have snow tires installed on your vehicle. Snow tires are tires with deep or heavy grooves built into the tire. These tires generally have better traction than regular tires because the deep grooves allow the tire to grab the snow.

Auto Body Salt Lake City

The Best Auto Body Shops in Salt Lake City UT Are the Ones Proven Safe To Hire

The condition of Utah requires that auto body repair shops in Salt Lake City UT have a permit from the Utah Motor Vehicle Enforcement division. Lamentably the permit is concerned basically with issues about the property at the spot of business. The permit has no necessities for confirmation of obligation protection, no assessment of the auto body shop and no test of competency in auto body repair, so there is no state standard for competency in crash repair.So clearly the Utah state permit for auto body shops is no sign that a specific auto body repair administration in Salt Lake City UT is even skillful, working together morally, conveying esteem, or fulfilling its clients.

The Best Auto Body Shops in Salt Lake City UT Are the Ones Proven Safe To Hire

Auto body shops in Salt Lake City UT bearing The Prime Buyer’s Report TOP 10 image are those crash repair benefits that have surpassed the base Utah administrative standard. They are the ones demonstrated by our autonomous examination to have passed the TOP 10 prerequisites for worth and genuineness, convey obligation protection as security for you the client, and for whom our staff has called past client to check high fulfillment with them for auto body repair in Salt Lake City UT, including imprint evacuation, auto painting, outline fixing, and the sky is the limit from there.

Auto body Salt Lake City works with our Sandy body shop and Ogden auto body repair focuses to serve the Salt Lake City zone. Our helpful areas, adaptable hours, towing administration, and interim transportation administrations are all a player in the framework. Furthermore, composed guarantees for our work on your vehicle’s body, paint, and glass are respected by any crash repair focus in the nation, just on the off chance that you move.

When you’re searching for an auto body shop, in all likelihood you’ve as of now been in a mishap. At auto body Salt Lake City we need to offer you the certainty of knowing we’ll repair your vehicle right the first run through, on time. With the mix of value items and professionally prepared specialists, we’re ready to repair your vehicle to the most astounding standard of value. Our forefront repair innovation will guarantee your vehicle is back to its pre-mishap condition. Our areas are staffed with a General Manager, Customer Service Manager and Customer Service Representative. These repair specialists cooperate to make a smooth and push free process for you.

Auto body Salt Lake City is in the matter of fulfilling recognizing clients by giving fantastic crash repairs; reestablishing your vehicle to pre-mishap condition. This is refined by giving a positive client administration experience and going about as your backer to your Insurance organization. We work for you with your insurance agency. We get a kick out of the chance to construct an individual association with our clients and the autos they adore. We’ll go the additional mile to ensure you leave fulfilled without fail. In spite of the fact that we represent considerable authority in European imports, Schneider does crash repair take a shot at all autos; remote and residential. We can alter that gouge in your Honda Civic or totally remake the front end of your Ferrari Enzo. Its all the same to us, and we’ll put each ounce of consideration and ability into each auto.

Tips For Getting Your Vehicles Auto Body Repaired in Salt Lake City

Tips For Getting Your Vehicles Auto Body Repaired in Salt Lake City

If you were recently involved in some type of accident or have neglected your care a little it may be in need of some attention. This can happen to even the best of car lovers. You may need to get auto body repair Salt Lake City. But what are the steps you should take in the event that you need auto body repair in Salt Lake City.

The first step is to find out if your insurance company and policy cover the damages that were incurred to your vehicle. Then you need to find out how much they cover and also know you deductable. Once you have that figured out you can go on to the next step.

You will then need to find out how much money you have that you can spend on the repair out of pocket or in unison with your insurance. Once you figure that out you will know how much you have available to spend on repairs for your vehicle.

You really need to find a qualified auto body repair specialist at a well known and recommended auto body shop in Salt Lake City . The service providers in salt lake city insurance will help to find an auto body shop that accepts the insurance and will work hand in hand with your insurance provider. There are some auto body shops that do a great job with this. Once you know that they will work with your insurance provider you will need to check that they are an upstanding repair shop. Make sure that you see for yourself that they provide quality work to your standards.

Also check their prices and see that they are comparable to what you can afford to spend. Also, if your car is in need of more than one type of repair you should search for an auto body shop that offers all the services your vehicle needs with a high level of quality. Make sure that you get a quote from the auto body shop before you agree to let them begin work on your vehicle. No work should be completed without your consent, that way there are not any surprise bills.

Once you have found the auto body shop and received a price quote for the repairs you need to set up a time for them to begin work on your car. Depending on the degree of what needs to be done you may be without a car for a while. If that is the case you may need to make arrangements to get a rental car, unless you have another form of transportation.

So, if you are in need of auto body repair there are a lot of things you will need to do and take into consideration when planning a budget and place to get them repaired at low price. Make sure you take the time and follow all the steps to get your car back to new in no time at salt lake city service providers.