In this blog post the Best Auto Resource Blog (B. A. R. B.) would like to take some time to talk about the tote pump and how it qualifies as the best auto resource. Before we engage in this analysis let us first establish that this particular piece of equipment is an auto resource in the first place. In order for a piece of equipment to qualify as an auto resource it must be demonstrated that said piece of equipment is an asset that can be drawn upon by an auto in order to function effectively. This demonstration can be accomplished rather quickly.
ESTABLISHING A DRUM PUMP AS AN AUTO RESOURCE
As a demonstration that a pump is an auto resource consider the following. Autos are comprised of many parts, some of which happen to be pumps. Because autos require its component parts to both exist and function effectively it can be logically concluded that a pump is an auto resource. The question remains, however, as to whether a pump is the best auto resource and not just a good auto resource or an auto resource of some other level of importance. Fortunately it is also a somewhat simple task to establish the pump as the best auto resource.
In order for a component part of an automobile to be considered the best auto resource it must be convincingly argued that without said component part the auto would function less efficiently than it would without any other part. Without getting into the details of the process, the B. A. R. B. ran a series of tests involving every single part that makes up the typical auto. One by one we removed each part and then measured the efficiency of the auto as it ran without that specific part. The tests convincingly demonstrated that the pump was in fact the best auto resource.
The results are finally in and we are now in the august position to announce that the Wendover Fun Bus is in fact your best auto resource. Of course there are many auto resources to choose from and sometimes it can be difficult to determine how one auto resource compares to another auto resources. Accordingly, we have a series of standards by which we rate any one particular auto resource. Yes, these standards are somewhat arbitrary but we have to go by some measure or else how would we ever justify the very existence of this blog?
The St George Shuttle Is Not Your Best Auto Resource By Implication
If any one auto resource is determined to be the best auto resource then by implication any other auto resource is less than the best auto resource. Therefore, even though an auto resource is perfectly good in its own right it quite simply cannot be the best auto resource if another auto resource happens to occupy that position. In this politically correct era we want to say that every auto resource is the best so as not to offend the sensibilities of any one auto resource or another entity that might be sensitive to that auto resource’s feelings.
Obviously, if we were to cater to these politically correct sensibilities we might as well shut down this blog and call it a day. The Best Auto Resource Blog was founded upon the principle that it is in fact possible to determine which auto resource is the best. This, in turn, requires us to compare auto resources with each other in order to determine which auto resource is better than the other. Such is the way of the world. There is something pleasant about the thought that every auto resource is equally good. But this goes against our direct experience of the world.
Today, your best auto resource happens to be a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City as a mode of transportation. This happens to be your very best auto resource because there is no better auto resource among all the other auto resources available. The question is why is there no other auto resource that is as good or better than then one mentioned in the first sentence of this paragraph. There could be many possible answers to this question. Finding the best answer to this question will be the chief aim of this blog post.
PARK CITY TRANSPORTATION IS NOT YOUR BEST AUTO RESOURCE AT THIS POINT IN TIME
Unfortunately this means that Park City transportation is not your best auto resource at this point in time. This by no means should be taken to mean that Park City transportation is an inferior auto resource from an objective stand point. It simply means that when a shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City is compared to Park City transportation, the shuttle from Salt Lake City to Park City happens to meet more of the requirements used to measure this sort of thing than does Park City transportation.
At this point in the blog post we have still not yet answered the question as to why there is no better auto resource than the one mentioned in the first sentence of the first paragraph of this particular blog post. To answer this question we must ask ourselves (and quickly now because we are half way through the final paragraph of this blog post) just what are the criteria used to determine the best auto resource. This of course is no easy question to answer in the space remaining. As such it must be the subject of a blog post subsequent to this one.
There is a surprising connection between the drum pump and automotive advertising. This connection although surprising is not so easy to explain. Moreover, it probably would not be easy to explain within the confines of a three hundred word blog post. Alas, that being said that is the task that my editors have tasked me with. For that reason there is not another word to waste seeing as this first paragraph has been largely taken up with explaining why this task must be performed rather than explaining the problem itself. Such is the spirit of this problem and such is the matter that must be contended with.
THE TOTE PUMP CONNECTION
For the purposes of this blog post let us make the assumption that drum pumps and tote pumps although different are close enough to be considered the same thing. Therefore, whether we are talking about a drum pump or a tote pump we know that a connection exists between pumps (let us say) and automotive advertising. This connection essentially revolves around the fact that automobiles are composed of various parts some of which would fall into the general category of a pump. Although pumps might be used in the construction of automobiles, this does not necessarily mean that there is a connection between pumps and automobile advertising.
Nevertheless, this connection does exist and we shall attempt to use this last paragraph to establish the parameters of this connection. As consumers of advertising, we (myself and all the readers included) are not aware of pumps being displayed in any capacity in any sort of automobile advertisement. However, we know that the pumps exist within the automobiles displayed in the advertising. The question remains whether this is enough to establish a connection that is worth writing a three paragraph blog post about. The answer is apparently, Yes.
Many Best Auto Resources readers are coming to the logical conclusion that charter bus companies make sense in 2018. Best Auto Resources readers are people that need to get from one place to another. But they do not just want to get from one place to another in an ordinary manner. They want to get from one place to another in comfort, convenience and safety. In other words they want to be transported in a comfortable manner. They want a convenient mode of travel that takes all the hassle out of transportation. And finally they want the transportation to be safe transportation.
LE BUS WENDOVER PROVIDES COMFORT, CONVENIENCE AND SAFETY
The loyal readers of the Best Auto Resources blog know how uncomfortable, inconvenient, and (let’s be frank) unsafe it can be to transport themselves all of the time. Being responsible for your own transportation is uncomfortable because driving requires the driver to maintain the same position for a prolonged period of time. As the human body ages this can become more and more uncomfortable. It is for this reason that making use of a charter bus service can be a more comfortable experience. Moreover, being responsible for your own transportation is inconvenient because when you drive yourself you have to figure out directions, where to park and if you have been consuming alcoholic beverages you will have to worry about transporting yourself back home in a safe manner. All these worries go away when you make use of a charter bus company as opposed to driving yourself. Furthermore, being responsible for your own transportation can be less safe than making use of a charter bus company. This is especially true when the destination involved will be hosting an event where alcoholic beverages will be consumed. But again, making use of a chartered bus service will take care of all of these issues.
I remember the first time I had to take my car to an auto body repair Salt Lake City in 1994. I had just graduated college and needed something to drive to and from my job as a truck driver with a whole sale flower delivery company. The car was great for this task.
I changed my oil every three thousand miles but I did not give it regular maintenance checks. Usually I waited for a part to fail before I took it in to get fixed. I did not have a great deal of disposable wealth at the time so I did not make regular maintenance checks a priority. This, however, is not something I would recommend to anyone thinking of buying a used car because regular maintenance checks can prevent small problems from developing into larger and potentially more expensive or dangerous problems down the road. Luckily I emerged from the experience unscathed.
TAKING MY CAR TO AN AUTO BODY REPAIR SALT LAKE CITY
The car actually lasted a long time. I drove across the country twice in it. It finally died in 2001. I had taken my dog to a state park outside of Salt Lake City for a walk in the woods that day. I remember driving seventy miles per hour on the interstate to get to and from the park. That night I arrived home and parked my car on an inclined street in front of my house. I made sure to turn the wheel into the curb so that it would not roll down the hill unexpectedly. The next day I came out to the car to see one front wheel pointed towards the curb but the other pointed straight. The tie rod had broken. Luckily this happened after I arrived safely home with my dog. I shudder to think what could happen if the tie rod broke on the highway at seventy miles per hour.
I was lucky, but it could have easily been different. All this is to emphasize the importance of regular maintenance checks. When you buy a new car from a dealer it is usually easier to set these maintenance appointments up. Used car dealers can be hit or miss with this. A broken tie rod is a relatively inexpensive fix. Flipping a car on the highway at 70 miles per hour will certainly be more expensive.
There may well come a day when you will find yourself in need of a body shop Salt Lake City to take that ding out of your car. A ding of course within the context in which I am writing is a small dent in the exterior of your car’s body. There is no functional reason to have this ding repaired. Essentially your car will function as well regardless of whether you have the ding repaired or not. But still there is something in your head that insists it must be repaired. This is your ego speaking to you my friend.
THE EGOIC NATURE OF THE BODY SHOP SALT LAKE CITY
When you think about it, the body shop is performing the function of repairing your ego every bit as much as it is repairing that ding in your car. Once the ding is repaired you begin to feel better about yourself until the next ding comes into your life. Now mind you, this ding need not be on your car. Nor does it need to be a ding on one of your physical possessions. No, the next ding could be a ding to your health, or career, or your finances for example.
So what then is the solution? I am not suggesting that you not have that ding repaired. I am not suggesting that you drive your car around town trying not to feel bad about that ding. No, the ding that must be repaired is a ding that resides deeper within yourself. And let me tell you, this ding is not an easy ding to repair and certainly not a ding that I can repair for you in a three hundred word blog post. But what I can do is point out to you that the ding which you find yourself upset about is not the ding in your car. Let’s start with that.
The Best Auto Resources readership should be well aware that texting and driving in Salt Lake City leads to requiring the services of a collision repair Salt Lake City and worse. Distracted driving is on the upswing in the United States and we think it is fair to lay the blame squarely in the lap of the smartphone. Distracted driving leads to car accidents and car accidents lead the car straight to the collision repair shop. With any luck the passengers in the cars will emerge from the accident with only minor scrapes and bruises but all too often they will emerge with major injuries or (heaven forbid) not emerge at all.
NO TEXTING WHILE DRIVING NO COLLISION REPAIR SALT LAKE CITY
The way to avoid heading to the collision repair shop is to stop texting while driving. Of course there are other ways to wind up in a collision repair shop but the simple act of refraining from texting while driving will go a long way towards avoiding ending up in a collision repair shop. Accordingly, once one makes the decision to stop texting while driving once and for all he or she must then take steps to minimize the other factors that could potentially lead to a car accident.
Even if every step that could potentially be taken to avoid a car accident it is still impossible to eliminate car accidents entirely. This is true because one can never account for the actions of others. In other words, no matter how safe you are as a driver, another driver could be acting irresponsible and cause an accident through no fault of your own. Perhaps the only way to avoid an accident is entirely is to not drive at all. Even then a car could run you over unless you happen to be standing in a location inaccessible to cars.
There is a conundrum associated with auto body repair Salt Lake City in general. The word “Conundrum” is defined as follows:
: a riddle whose answer is or involves a pun (as in “Why didn’t the lost hikers starve in the desert? Because of the sand which is there.”)
2a : a question or problem having only a conjectural answer… the political conundrums involved, particularly the problem of how the richer areas … can be made to subsidize the poorer. — Douglass Caterb : an intricate and difficult problem He is faced with the conundrum of trying to find a job without having experience.
Source: Merriam Webster
ADDRESSING THE CONUNDRUM ASSOCIATED WITH AUTO BODY REPAIR SALT LAKE CITY
Let us address each definition in turn. The first definition of conundrum is “a riddle whose answer is or involves a pun.” The question then becomes how is auto body repair in the capital of Utah a riddle whose answer is or involves a pun. The answer to this question involves a true understanding of auto body repair and the city known as Salt Lake City. Once these twin understandings come into focus then the riddle of auto body repair will crystallize to the reader of this blog post.
The second definition of conundrum is “a question or problem having only a conjectural answer… an intricate and difficult problem.” Certainly the applicability of this definition to auto body repair that happens to be located in Salt Lake City is quite obvious. It goes without saying that if one has a damaged automobile in Salt Lake City then he or she will ultimately seek out an auto body repair that happens to be located in Salt Lake City. For this reason the intricate and difficult problem will involve that person seeking out and finding the right auto body repair shop to suit his needs.
Sooner or later you are going to require the professional skill that only a body shop Salt Lake City can provide. Most likely you will require this service after your car has been in a collision either with another vehicle or some stationary object. You will require this service because the aforementioned collision will have caused damage to the body of your automobile. This damage will not only be unsightly but could potentially be a safety concern. It is for this reason that it is imperative that the damage be repaired by a professional body shop with the skills to return your car back to its original state.
BRINGING YOUR CAR BACK TO ITS ORIGINAL CONDITION WITH A BODY SHOP SALT LAKE CITY
A professional body shop will be able to repair almost any kind of damage your car may have incurred. This will include such minor repairs as the removal of dents and repainting to such major repairs as replacing actual components of the car’s physical structure. These types of repairs cannot be performed by people who do not know what they are doing. This is true because today’s modern automobiles are constructed in such a way so as to deflect damage away from the driver in the event of a collision.
Accordingly, it is important that the auto mechanic who is performing the repair know how to make the repair in accordance with the intent of the car’s original design. This requires a certain degree of training not only in standard auto mechanics but also in the physical structure of automobile architecture. Obviously this training will apply to automobiles in general but also must be specifically, narrowly tailored to apply to specific makes and models of automobiles as well. This way when you drive your car away from the body shop you can rest assured that the repair was done correctly.